grubsnuggle:

#Why do we even have that lever

grubsnuggle:



tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 


donnacabonna:

i have the ugliest body ever i want a refund 


thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase


evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."


pink-talisman:

getting that thing in the mail likeimage

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists


"Damaged people damage people."
— (via snotted)

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"