Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me
my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question
when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like
- my height
- my voice
- exactly how annoying i can be
In your head:
this made me laugh so hard because it’s so accurate.
every fanfic that I want to write
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait