permanentlyhiddlestoned:

phoenix:

sakibatch:

one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”

And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.

I just spit water all over my desk.

ALRIGHT

EVERYTHING’S FINE AND DANDY

BUT YOU TRY SLEEPING WITH THIS FUCKER ABOVE YOUR BED

GLOWING IN THE DARK

FUCK

my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta

skaterjuliet

i’m kind of hungry at the moment

so i’d have to go with the second option

Anonymous

because i work at a state park i am obligated to say camping

Anonymous

soup

food over everything dude

missquack-ster:

nic0tine-kisses:

the-stars-above-shine:

Amen

i only made this 2 days ago notes what

This is why you are so loved, Mr. Depp.

update: no idea what breed the puppy will be, since we’re adopting. but, we’re hoping to get one of the border collies the animal shelter has up for adoption. eee!

joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you