On today’s episode of Weird Ass Suitemates, the sophomores have yet to take out the trash.

How much longer will this continue? Stay tuned to find out.

On today’s episode of Weird Ass Suitemates, the sophomores have yet to take out the trash.

How much longer will this continue? Stay tuned to find out.



Trust my rage.


I will send u an ask but only bc I have an essay due in half an hour and I'm procrastinating too
Anonymous

as an english major, i know that feel

bullshit everything just do it 


bittermarch:

(x)


jaramo:

circumcisions:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once



"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)


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